Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
This is perfect!!!
Endless List of Favorite New Girl Scenes ▻ The Towel
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it? “No, I don’t wash the towel! The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?!” - “What am I going to do, wash the shower next?!”
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling.
As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
i want to kiss you and I can’t
I think Shaggy won.
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.